Well, I’ve never been part of break up (Thankfully) and don’t really want to be as well. But this post is just fun; out of craziness of my mind. Hope you like it and (use it.)
1) Tell your girlfriend, that you want to marry her only because; you wish to be a part of her dad’s 100 million business empire.
2) Tell her that, she has the worst vital stats, you have ever seen in a girl.
3) Tell her that, the last time we made love, you felt like you were doing it with a dead body; because she had no emotions in herself.
4) Tell her a lie; about making out with her sister,
5) Tell her that, you have been castigated; by a group of women who hate man,
6) Tell her that, you will not marry; because you want to study women issues better,
7) Tell her that, your dog does not like her,
1) Tell him that, he is not more than an impotent,
2) Tell him that, you can’t stand his lean body,
3) Tell him that, you’re bored of him and you need change,
4) Tell him that, you can’t marry somebody who can’t cook,
5) Tell him that, your father will shoot him, if he gets to know about our relationship,
6) Tell him that, he is under educated,
7) Tell him that, he can satisfy you on bed.